Hello, strange human type object.I am Krokus, the Bio-Degradable website.
Let me be Frank with you.Well actually I am Krokus.You can be Frank.
Or Betty if you want.See if I care.
Back to business, this website is designed to rip out whatever braincells
are left stranded in your mind and tickle them with a feather.
There are fun things, strange things, thing things, and an exclusive jiggle
dance by our not-very-professional team of dancers.A must see.
Now wander forth, and see a website outlawed in most countries.
But no-one cares about those countries so just get out of my sight and explore.